Things That Happen on Every Night Out, Ever

Somebody WILL throw up!

College life is about studies, classes and attendance. Just kidding, it’s about getting sloshed on crates of Budweiser or hammered on Jager Bombs. If you’re about to commence your college journey, ‘night outs’ will be an integral aspect of your life. Here’s a list of things that happen on every night out ever, and this is what you’ll end up doing with your college buddies.

1. At least One of You Will Turn Up Drunk, Already

At most, all of you will chug on copious amounts of liquor before heading to the expensive af club.

2. Girls’ll Have a Mini-Photoshoot before Heading Out

They sure didn’t put on their bomb outfits just to grind in the dark!

3. Somebody Will Enter The Club Like This

This’ll be a common sight.

4. Someone Will Down Shots Like There’s No Tomorrow

Nikki Nikki shots? Anyone?

5. A Lot of Grinding Will Happen on The Floor

Be prepared for vulgar grinding on the floor!

6. There’ll be One Awkward Dude at The Dance Floor

If you’re sober, you can make fun of the awkward guy who is trying to fit in, but ends standing out like a sore thumb.

7. You’ll Think Your Drunk Photos Look Great, But Won’t

Just wait till the next morning.

8. Someone Will be Throwing Up in The Toilet

Before midnight.

9. Another Will Deny That They’re Drunk at All

Even if they require physical assistance to walk till the front door.

10. Single People Will Feel Like Snogging

Unless, they’re throwing up.

11. Someone Will be Crying over Their Ex

What’s a drunken night out without someone drunk-dialing their ex?

12. You’ll Have an Epiphany on The Toilet

What if chickens can’t fly because they are afraid?! What if our reflections are the real people, and we are their reflections?

13. Someone Will Fall, Often

Sad, but true.

14. There is a Likelihood of a Drunken Brawl

Those dudes with car posters reading, “Risky after whiskey”, were NOT kidding!

15. You’ll Spend Half The Night Avoiding Creepy Guys

If you’re sober-ish.

16. There Will be an Incident Involving a Lost Item

Purse/wallet/keys/phone etc.

17. There’ll be That Person Who Refuses to Leave

Just One last song, man!

18. A Douche Will Offer to Drive You Guys Home

Dudes and dudettes, partying all night is fun but what’s NOT fun is, death. So, don’t let your drunk friend demonstrate his machismo by driving drunk, just book a damn Ola.

What makes it easier is Ola’s Cab Pass option for a negligible monthly subscription fee, which is now available at a discounted rate. Enjoy a 5-Ride Pass for Rs 199 at Rs 79, 10-Ride Pass for Rs 249 at Rs 149 and a 20-Ride Pass for Rs 399 at just Rs 249.

If you thought that’s it, you’re wrong. Now, Ola is also offering Cab Passes according to distance traveled, 10 km, 15 km or 20 km. so, if you have so many cheaper and safer options to travel drunk, why not make use of it?