10 Outlandishly Weird Professions That Will Make You Envy Your 9-5

Do you have a fancy for exciting career opportunities? Do you want to be a part of something offbeat? Or do you just want to create a job out of your passion? STOP. Such careers don’t exist. Am I right? Nope. Not this time. Chill buddy. You have ample opportunities to achieve your dreams. Remember your childhood when someone asked you what you want to become and you used to perplex them. It appears that all such uncanny professions do exist and there are equally likely chances that you will make a career out of them.

A job for your wanderlust. A job for the foodie in you. You will find some of the most exciting job opportunities in this piece which you can explore. From the silliest ones to the stupendous ones, there is a plethora of such professions just waiting to be explored by you. So what are we waiting for? Let’s begin this excursion.

Tip Before Trip: Though these jobs are really exciting, they come in a very short supply. So you need to be vigil and work really hard to attain them.

1. Food Tasting

Do you despise the life of Rocky and Mayur or Vinod Dua? If yes, then you really have a yearning for this profession. Getting paid to eat. Seems like a paradise. But getting this job is not so easy. Your taste buds need to have a flair and in addition to that, you cannot be allergic to anything. Anything.

2. Zookeeper

If you have ever dreamt of spending time with the cutest of the animals like pandas, giraffes, elephants for your entire life, this one is for you. A professional zookeeper takes care of the inhabitants of such sanctuaries. Pros of the job: You get to cuddle the animals; cons: at times you might have to clean their poop. There is fierce competition for this job, so having a relevant degree increases your chances.

3. Professional Snuggler

So that was about cuddling animals. What about cuddling humans? There are a lot of companies offering this curious job role. Cuddling eases stress, relieves pain and is good for your heart, and that is what the job is offered for. You get to hug and you get paid. But only cuddling. Do not expect anything more.

4. Professional Sleeper

Say those 3 magical words. Mattress, Pillow, Bedsheet. A job for the true sleepaholics. A professional sleeper’s job is to sleep for long hours in varying conditions to judge the quality of the bed. After that, they are required to convey their thoughts and feelings by writing reviews and suggesting improvements. Professional sleepers can also find opportunities in the health industry.

5. Pick-up Artist Instructor

Do you think you are a ladies’ man? Is talking to ladies a piece of cake for you? Man, there are a lot of guys who need your help right now, and you can help them professionally. Seriously. Also known as PUA, a pick-up instructor trains individuals on how to indulge in conversations with strangers. The approaches range from the indirect ones to totally open.

6. Ayurveda Healer

Staying close to spirituality and doing our jobs is what many of us want to. Thousands of years old, Ayurveda helps in balancing our body, mind, and soul, through various natural and plant-based remedies. Ayurveda Healer is indeed a respectable post. You can either start the pursuit on your own or do a course and get yourself registered.

7. Color Expert

Everyone likes colors. But what if you can be a step ahead of everyone. If you have a knack for colors, their trends, different styles, and patterns, try becoming a color expert. From designing logos of companies to designing houses and their interiors, there is a lot of scope in this field. If you suffer from OCD, you might have an edge.

8. Tea Taster

A very specialized line of work, a tea taster’s job is to determine the quality of various kinds of tea including their color, texture, and aroma. Again, for this profession too, you need to have the perfect tastebuds. Ever thought that your love for tea can fetch you a job. Isn’t this interesting?

9. Nail Polish Namer

“Essie Where’s My Chauffeur”, “Rollin’ with the Chromies”, “Smith and Cult Porn-a-Thon”. Ever wondered where those weird nail polish names come from? As it turns out, there is no explanation for that but there is an entire team sitting down there somewhere whose work is to ponder and come out with such names. Try your luck by contacting some famous brands in the fashion industry.

10. Seat Filler

A profession which doesn’t asks you to do anything. Literally. Just sit down. A seat filler’s job is to fill the empty seats in award shows or similar events. Pros: You might get a chance to sit next to your favorite celebrity. Cons: You might not be allowed to even talk to them. The profession brings in only a little income and involves signing a lot of non-disclosure agreements.

So don’t lose hope if you are not getting a job. The world is full of interesting things and there might be an income opportunity waiting for you next door.