What is the most stupid thing you have heard in a BIT Mesra classroom?

My friend was a student of BIT Mesra and he has told me his share of funny stories from the institute. He used to make us laugh by telling us about the things he’d heard while he was still a student.

Following are the statements of the highly regarded “R.K. Narayan” of the institution

• He had no idea that he was slowly becoming the hero of Ranchi. He said that a lot of people used to come to his lectures and a revolution started no matter wherever he went.
• Russian and US had a hand behind Spain’s Euro 2012 victory. They wanted Italy to lose in the final so that petrol rates go down in India.
• M.S. Dhoni reminded him of himself. He said that like Dhoni, he was also never afraid to take his shots. “R.K.” said that he let others get to him when he should have let his cricket do the talking.
• During a power cur in class, he said that the US was conspiring against him.
• For more than a week at the start of every semester, he describes himself as the main bone of contention between the USSR and the US.

Another thing he used to tell us was how he had strong wrists and used to demonstrate how to hit a six. He said M.S. Dhoni’s style of hitting a six is similar to “R.K.”s.